Friday, May 8, 2020

Boogaloo Bois

"There's only two kinds of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big fat party animals" - Homer Simpson

The shit-posting arm of the armed far-right are showing up at lockdown rallies and call themselves "boogaloo bois", advocating civil war and stirring up shit. They have chosen Hawaiian shirts as a signifier. And honestly, they keep sending out hints and clues which, well:

Boogaloo: co-opted from Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo, a 1984 movie where an evil developer (Peter MacLean) plans to demolish the community recreation center, the breakdance crew must breakdance to stop it.

Boi:  (plural: bois) is slang within LGBT and butch and femme communities for a person's sexual or gender identities. In some lesbian communities, there is an increasing acceptance of variant gender expression, as well as allowing people to identify as a boi

Redpilling: I know it's from the Matrix, a movie made by two transgender people, but in real life, a blue pill will get you a nice stiff lasting boner, and a red pill...? I'm assuming the opposite.

Pepe the Frog, now Groyper, mascots of the alt-right. Frogs and toad do not have penises.

I'm, not implying anything specific, but it sure looks like these Ken Dolls cosplaying as GI Joe are trying to tell us something about their nonbinary natures which does not suggest any serious machismo.


  1. Melissa Click an'em will genuinely shit their pants if Enrique an'em start turning up en masse looking clean in that black and gold Fred Perry.

    1. They used to call it culture jamming.

      My current psychosis is the UFOs giving us until 2032 to get off their planet.