Same theme, Monsters Are People Too. But miniature versions of earlier works. The monster can be gravity cast with ceramic shell. The figurine needs to be centrifugally cast. Here's my rigging for a flask.
Wednesday, February 25, 2026
Living in a Chinese curse
Same theme, Monsters Are People Too. But miniature versions of earlier works. The monster can be gravity cast with ceramic shell. The figurine needs to be centrifugally cast. Here's my rigging for a flask.
Wednesday, January 21, 2026
Monsters are people too
Comet 3I/Atlas is on its way out on a hyberbolic course to, I don't know where. I do know that 1I/Oumuamua is heading for the constellation Pegasus, and came from the direction of the bright star Vega. Maybe the Vegans are invading Pegasus.
There are three known interstellar obects and who knows how many we haven't noticed.
The really sad thing is each time it happened, people were hoping it was aliens. Wow. Are we that bored and lonely?
When I was a kid and the planets were smudges through telescopes, we all knew it was common sense that there was not only life, but people living on those moons and planets. This wasn't a modern idea either. For thousands of year, we've assumed the universe was populated with all sorts of fanciful beings. Many looked like monsters. Eh.
Monsters are people too.
I wrote a short short story which I will just tell again.
In 2017, the first interstellar object detected in our solar system, dubbed 1I/2017 U1, later called Oumuamua. The object was unusual and prompted speculations that it was an alien artifact. It sailed on through in a hyperbolic course towards the constellation Pegasus.
In March 2028, one hundred million Oumuamua objects arrive from the direction of the bright star Vega, and sail on through our solar system at a hyperbolic course towards the constellation Pegasus. The stars making the constellation are all ridiculously big stars hundreds of light year away. The target is undoubtedly closer, probably 51 Pegasi b, which is a known extrasolar planet.
We expected a fleet of Oumuamua objects to split off and check us out, but that didn't happen to the disappointment of some. I guess we were too small to notice.
Oh, also I sold some art. The awkward thing is I was paid a few hundred dollars and was thrilled, while I have a rich friend who just rented his art out for tens of thousands of dollars. One thing I liked about NFTs was royalties.
Wednesday, December 10, 2025
Free To A Good Home
I know what gooning is same as I know what felching is but I don't care to remind myself all that often about it. The Internet just keeps exposing the nightmare levels of our minds with, lately, the Goonverse.
Don't search for it. Just don't. I don't want to strengthen links to the site. It is a porn site involved in extreme attention fragmentation and extensive masturbation. There are brick and mortar places with giant screens blaring porn throughout a room like a sports bar of porn, and guys will circle jerk there.
Add in AI and you have private tailored porn that you can take with you into the circle jerk, and I suppose this is where it is all going for humanity plugged in.
Item: 87% of executives use AI on the job compared 57% managers and 27% of employees.
Anecdotal Item: There have been increasing numbers of media interviews where the CEOs seem to be on drugs.
Observation: Maybe drugs, but I think AI psychosis. I've noticed the CEO of Palantir, Musk, and strange correspondence from many including Travis Kalanick who gave us the horrible idea of Uber, who all seem to be hypnotized by their AIs. It's so much better than being in a cult, because the mutual delusion can be tailored to you, your own private goonverse. Instant Clanker Cult Cup of Soup.
This is horrifying.
Other things. I got two more bronzes done for the semester.
Free To A Good Home
A woman told me they were abandoned baby monsters with their caretakers. She thought them beautiful and sad.
Friday, December 5, 2025
Luxury Agriculture
Wednesday, December 3, 2025
China's Century, if it can keep it
Monday, December 1, 2025
We Should Be Here
In my last entry I said that Theia, the Mars sized planet that crashed into proto-Earth, was from outsaide the snow line, and formed with lots of water. Turns out, new chemical analysis indicates Theia was an inner solar system neighbor. So, I was wrong. We didn't get water from Theia. And we aren't the feak show planet I pictured.
Or maybe we are. Still a freak show of a planet. A glorious and magnificent one of a kind freak show. I'm good with that.
We had our first big snow and if you have never made a naked snow angel, well, you should at least once. My snow angels have spectacular manly buttocks. 90th percentile buttocks.
I have a feeling this is going to be a snowy winter, and so I have to adjust my enthusiasm towards that. Not that I have to. As a Northern Maritime Barbarian, I thrive in a winter wonderland. As I recall, the last big snowy Chicago winter, 2013, was a fucking blast.
We did another bronze pour. I include this picture because this is how you are supposed to pour , choking the cup, no old man piss trickle. Someone suggested I get a shirt that says that. I also want a shirt that says "Food! Where is food?"
This was my post-pour meal. Yum.
Friday, November 14, 2025
We Shouldn't Be Here
More and better evidence suggests the Moon's origin was a collision event. The scenario is the proto-Earth was struck by a Mars-sized planetoid called Theia. I don't why proto-Earth doesn't have a name.
Large chunks of an alien material are found within the Earth. Rock samples with an entirely differeent chemistry, proto-Earth rocks, have been found. Not surprising the way the early solar system (or any system) has stuff flying everywhere. So, what about proto-Earth?
Find the mass of proto-Earth. Mass of Proto-Earth + Theia = Earth + Moon. The Moon is 1/6 Earth's mass. Theia was theorized to be Mars sized and so 1/3 of Earth mass. So, X +.333 = 1.166, subtract from both sides and the mass of Proto-Earth was .827, slightly lighter than Earth, about the mass of Venus. Collisions models suggest not just one strike but multiples from debris before things settled down into what we got now.
If there had been no collision, what would be here? Well, let's talk about the snow line. Infant stars lighting up a baby solar system produce heat and light that keeps volatile chemical compounds and molecules from condensing, volatile things like water. Planets formed within the snow line have only chemically bound water. Planets formed outside the snow line have lots of water.
So a heavy metal planet like Mercury or Venus, a bigger sister to Venus, is what our old girl looks like.
No life.
If I were an alien, I would not be expecting Earth to be there. Oh sure, it is not an abomination or anomaly, but still quite rare and easy to dismiss or overlook. We shouldn't be here at all.
Other things. I finally mounted a bronze piece I did about two or three years ago. My face sitting at the bottom of my locker. What I mean by that is I did a plaster cast of my face as a class demo, and then used it a few times in slip cast clay and wax-to-bronze before it fell apart. It didn't produce a very good likeness for a rushed demo so I had fun with the casts instead.
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