Friday, December 27, 2019

War of the Wombs

It should be obvious that the vagina is a cannon. A 600 million years in the making weapon that fires more weapons. Pregnancy is a horror show. When you conceive, the implanting of the zygote onto the wall is an interview with John Carpenter's The Thing, and that's just the start.

Read of the horror. Go ahead, I'll wait. War in the womb

I propose that organizations are scale invariant. One sees parallels between the fetus pumping toxins into Mom to get more food and oxygen, and corporations and states sending cyber and social toxins into the body public to get more money.

England's child, America, poisoned her with tobacco to get more resources.

Humanity is tearing Mom up to live out in the Solar System.

There is a limit, the equivalent of a biological Planck number It varies from species to species, but I would go with Dunbar's number of 150 or so people as the low water mark for an AI.

The Ebola virus, undoubtedly from bats, has found a niche in our sociality. Bats exchange lots of bodily fluids in social reinforcement. The virus took advantage of this in its jump to us primate colonies. The only way to stop Ebola was to invoke the Ancient Rule. Go against your compassionate nature and offer no help. Isolate them and burn the dead with fre.

What a Horror Planet. Which was called Inseminoid in US distribution.

Abide in the Dude.

Tuesday, December 24, 2019

Happy Holidays

I've been playing around with the emissive qualities of D objects in virtual reality to create holiday lights. Here you go:

If you were in VR, you could be wearing this

Playing with imported .svg files

Mushrrom hat mandala and doily cloak

Persistence of Vision

Happy Christmas in Chinese, supposedly

Closeup on a Christmas gynoid

Y'all have a good holiday. 

Saturday, December 7, 2019

"A republic, if you can keep it"

yeah, we couldn't keep it.

In the American Book of the Dead, the Hell worlds will broadcast an office light in welcome. A flickering cold blue fluorescent light will invite you in to a hell world. Also computer screens.

Stay away from the blue light in general. It ages your eyes and your skin.

Saturday, October 12, 2019


I love my socialist library where they got the Oculus Rift VR.

But then a child broke it, and when they got the new one it didn't always work.

So I said screw it and bought a gaming rig and a Oculus Rift S.

Medium is my go-to 3D modeling software.

I have lots of other image and object feeds. They go through Medium.

problem is masturbation which you see here

more narrative

less whack-a-doodle

Happy Halloween LGBTQs. #HalloweenForever

Friday, October 11, 2019

if God and the Devil were sisters that would explain a lot.

Here's a classic angel demon confrontation

but you know a dyadic relationship is never as simple as it seems

odd numbers that's unstable. cut throat chaos

even numbers end up semi stable

unity and zero stable

Saturday, September 28, 2019

Punching a Turd Has No Good Ending

This is the third dream in as many weeks where I punch out the President.

The latest dream is there's a piano & I'm about to touch the keys when a short fingered hand tries to swat mine.

I turn and it's Trump.

 "Watch it chubby" I say, and shove him.

He does nothing.

Trump is a pussy ass bitch no doubt.

Where was the Secret Service?

Come to think of it, Trump et al like being impaled on a big dick. Deep State dick.

So that's where the Secret Servce is

in my dream state

Saturday, September 14, 2019

The Mueller Report

The Mueller Report has made it to my local library, I got it, read it, and President Pussy Ass Bitch is guilty AF.

So, why no impeachment hearings? Pelosi thinks no Trump 2020. But an informal poll of my retarded rich friends says they'll vote for him again.

This is all way passed by gaslighting. This is daylight robbery. This is Nihilistic Anarchy.

looks like Ben Franklin called it: a Republic, if we can keep it.

America is become the Empire of Sleep.

Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Kicked Off Twitter

Johnny got kicked off Twitter. Just as well I was losing my writing skills.

Was it targeted abuse? What insult isn't? Lets ignore the fact that I was responding to a vile filth of a tweet from a right wing troll.

I notice some things..I have been in Twitter jail before. Lately, I've been behaving myself and as a result the abuse reports have been from deeper and deeper in the past since I first posted in 2013.

This means that either an algorithm is scraping, or a troll army is scraping my tweet history.

And it started when I started interacting with #QAnon. I was politely dismissive. Heres something I notice. A lot of #QAnon I intereacted with were clearly sitting in a grey cubicle in Leningrad Im sorry Saint Petersburg.

Honestly it's for the best I'm off that website. I was spending way too much time there.  Plus my Trump exposure is down 99.9% and how is that bad?

I'm locked out but can't delete my account.

Hey, anyone on Twitter send this out please?

@johnkurman kicked off Twitter. The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy sucks saggy walrus balls. Dont @ me.

Wednesday, May 8, 2019


There are assholes in knob world and statues for them,

On the cliffs of the western ocean, a bronze statue of ______. Green with age, but still an asshole.

______, One of the knobbiest knobs that ever knobbed knob world or the great beknob

oh look the knobs are visiting

on the cliffs of the western ocean, an asshole statue stands

Wednesday, May 1, 2019

Jovian Sky Whale porn

Yeah no.

p:Peyote Grrl out on the skyways with her pet Scylla. super pumped day!

Sunday, April 28, 2019

The Buonbouttees

The Buonbouttees, Chuck and Delores. I think they are vacationing on the Moon, but not certain. I'll get back to you on that.

Thursday, April 18, 2019

The Knobs

The Knob couple are out for a pleasant evening walk through Spiral Town. The Knobs own a shop outside of town, out on the highway.

It's the Highway Knobbery.

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Cactus Run

I rendered these Cactus people running. Not really sure why they are running:

This 3D art is done in a virtual application called Medium, supported on a Oculus machine at my local library. There are five cactus people, two guys and three women.

They are in a little sandbox virtual environment, surrounded by a warm shallow sea. 

I figured they are having fun. Cactus people running around near a sea, even though that makes no sense, unless they are in Chile maybe.

But then I realized they don't seem to be having fun. Maybe its because I forgot to put penises on the cactus guys, in which case that retracts on the fun in general. Definitely for the guys.

But then, I started to think there was a sense of urgency about the running.

Certain amount of panic and desperation, I thought.

This isn't running on the beach, this is full on get the hell out of Dodge.

Oh, that explains it.

The Cactus people are in Jotunheim.