"You're getting gift money, but anything else? "
"Make me an amulet"
"Hon, I'm not religious or superstititious"
"Do your best".
I took an old design I liked, cast it in silver, and then started beaming power into it, for lack of a better word. I figured I'd be better at cursed objects to ward and protect rather than lucky charms, So, I imagined pumping evil into that silver. A protective hate to surround and shroud my kin.
Thank goodness for the internet news. That provided plenty of evil to pump into that amulet. I would grip the silver in the palm of my hand and rage at events and think pure evil (but with an algorithm that excludes the precious wearer).
I gave her the amulet and told her I pumped a shit ton of evil into it to protect her. She put it on and grinned and hugged me.
It was a perfect Uncle Fester with Wednesday Addams moment.
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