What is it with us humans? We're small, weak, savage, dumb.
Dumb little weak little savage little monkey babies that apparently hand every alien their ass, including occasionally the Borg and the Q.
Romulans don't believe in Luck so they have no explanation for such a childish race as the humans
The Klingons see us as children, prone to sentimentality. A Star Fleet uniform is a child's uniform.
The Vulcans? They were afraid of us, because we reminded them of their own horrible Orc children.
(So there's also keep in mind Vulcans and Romulans are elves descended from gods*. I really wish I had set up my Vulcan Brothel in Las Vegas back in the 80s. I am an idiot)
( I mean who doesn't want to fuck a Klingon whore or stud? Who is this strange category?)
Who's left? Keeping up with the Cardassians. Which honestly, would be fun in bed you can tell.
So I guess Star Trek is humanity fucking every thing in the Galaxy** it could fuck.
Anyway, neoteny. Humans retain the baby characteristics of all Star Trek aliens into adulthood.
That's why we creepy little monkey babies unify the Galaxy through fighting and fucking.
Oh, also some digital creations reacting to the times around me.
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* Return to Tomorrow https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708445/
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** By Any Other Name https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708422/ Kirk bones an aline from the Andromeda galaxy. First human extragalactic fuck. And what was the point of the Energy Barrier? Because everything from the larger universe just barged right in, Doomsday machine, giant amoeba...
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