Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Attack of the Molemen

Okay, it all makes perfect sense. They had the 2012 calculation off by a few years, and it's this year. All this time we thought it would be Invaders from Outer Space, when, nope, the threat was right under our feet! All this time, we are looking for comets or portents in the sky, when instead, foolish humans, look down, and tremble...

Witness, in Germany, a sinkhole :

Guatemala City, a really alien looking sinkhole:

In the past year, sinkholes have appeared in Tampa, FL, Quebec, and Milwaukee WI.

Clearly, this is a prelude to invasion, and we all know who is responsible... The MOLEMEN!

And why not? We've obviously shown our weaknesses. Electing one narrow-pated gappy-toothed squinch-brain after another. In fact, I rather suspect that they have been adding mind control substances to our ground water to disable our higher order mental functions.

Clearly, we have lost all capacity for rational thought, and the Molemen will use this opportunity to impose their supreme will upon us wretched Overheaders.

I, for one, welcome our new underground overlords.


  1. "Clearly, we have lost all capacity for rational thought"...

    The more things change, the more they remain the same...

    Interesting comparison between the buildings in the photos...