Evil Twin

My brother requested that I write a song. Okay, here goes.

I want to have an evil twin.

And all the trouble we'd get in.

(I want the trouble we'd get in).

I want to have an evil twin.

He'd look like me but maybe he,

would sport a beard or a goatee.

I want to have an evil twin.

And his moral compass should be,

the polar opposite of mine.

I want to have an evil twin.

And he'd probably want to take over my life?

At least cause me unending strife? 

I need to kill my evil twin.

I have to kill my evil twin.

(BRIDGE)

(Spoken during bridge):

Damn you, evil twin!

Damn your hide!

THIS is why we can't have nice things!

I am become my evil twin.

There is now some confusion,

about our shared identity.

And a soap opera mix-up

is the works for sure.

I don't know who's the evil twin. 

It's for the best you shoot us both

just to be on the safe side.