I have found - rather to my astonishment - that I was severely pissed off to no end at the Teabaggers who harassed the congressmen this past Friday - calling them "n*gger" and "f*ggot".
Had I been a member of the crowd, I have no doubt, standing next to the people hurling these insults, that I would have said something like "Shut the fuck up, you stupid assholes".
But very slowly so that they could understand me.
I would have done so only because the hurling of such insults would hurt the cause and make the crowd look like a bunch of ignorant unwashed hilljack dipshits.
Not that I haven't used these words myself. I have, quite freely, quite frequently, sometimes under my breath, usually in traffic, and invariably under severe provocation. The provocation doesn't excuse the usage, but it was, you know, reflexive. I'm not proud of the usage, but I admit to it.
But at least I admit to it, and don't act like some cowardly skulking little fag- er, uh, weasel-dick rat-fuck who won't admit to... oh wait a minute, he admitted to it.
Ladies and gentleman of the 19th district of the great state of Texas, how does it feel to be represented by a dumbass?
Randy Neugebauer - dumbass.
And a bad liar who seems capable of only coming up with lame excuses.
Move over Joe Wilson. There's a new dumbass in town. And his name is Randy.
You know, I've felt that Randy is never a good name. It sounds kind of evil. Like that evil little wooden puppet boy on the Peewee Herman Show was named Randy.
That's the way I'll think of Neugebauer from now on.